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Yeah, a bit hard to tell, eh? Especially with this line:

"I remember me and my buddies used to drive for hours just to go to one of our shows."
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Taylor410 wrote:
Easy E wrote:Hi, I'm humor, have we met?
This was my first post and didn't dig all the way through the site to find if it had been posted. I was expecting a "Hi, welcome to the forum" but I guess this forum is different.

whether this is your first post on this forum or not I'm sure you've heard of satire before. Maybe not.


oh yeah, welcome.
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welcome to gullibletown population you
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Haha don't take it personal Taylor410 ... it's a lot of tough love around here. The vets love to fuck with newbs. I once started a thread because I couldn't get my smiley faces to work right when i first came here - that was a mistake.

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hofdaddy wrote:welcome to gullibletown population you

i didn't know there was a Gullibletown
Cor wrote:I mentioned awhile ago trying to bang this huge near 7 foot woman I know. Hit it last night. I got manhandled, it was sweet.
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Taylor2885 wrote:Haha don't take it personal Taylor410 ... it's a lot of tough love around here. The vets love to fuck with newbs. I once started a thread because I couldn't get my smiley faces to work right when i first came here - that was a mistake.

Welcome to the community.

just for the record i don't fuck with newbs, i fuck with dumb people
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well we will never see that guy again.
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Easy E wrote:
Taylor2885 wrote:Haha don't take it personal Taylor410 ... it's a lot of tough love around here. The vets love to fuck with newbs. I once started a thread because I couldn't get my smiley faces to work right when i first came here - that was a mistake.

Welcome to the community.

just for the record i don't fuck with newbs, i fuck with dumb people
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bense27 wrote:well we will never see that guy again.
Na, I am going to stick around and take part in the discussions. I am a big Dave fan along with everyone else here. I just wanted to get my question answered and I did. I'm sure not everyone knows of that fake news source, but more people know now since I posted the question.
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bassman462 wrote:
bbatsell wrote:Welcome. You've really never heard of The Onion? It's a parody newspaper.
it's like john stewart and colbert report kind of, except not as entertaining.
are you really this dumb?
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Taylor410 wrote:
bense27 wrote:well we will never see that guy again.
Na, I am going to stick around and take part in the discussions. I am a big Dave fan along with everyone else here. I just wanted to get my question answered and I did. I'm sure not everyone knows of that fake news source, but more people know now since I posted the question.
I was surprised that so many people didn't know that paper was fake up until a few months/weeks ago. Greda Feltcher?
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Freda Feltcher?



From Cranston?
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checkii wrote:
bassman462 wrote:
bbatsell wrote:Welcome. You've really never heard of The Onion? It's a parody newspaper.
it's like john stewart and colbert report kind of, except not as entertaining.
are you really this dumb?
no.
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Easy E wrote:Freda Feltcher?



From Cranston?
Yah, you know her?
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