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Dave article, is it true?

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This is my first post on this forum, glad to be apart of it. Found this article and I don't know if it has been posted already. Don't know if this is a legit news source either. What is everyones opinion?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39670
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i knew this article wold resurface given recent rumours...its been posted, its fake
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Easy E wrote:Hi, I'm humor, have we met?
This was my first post and didn't dig all the way through the site to find if it had been posted. I was expecting a "Hi, welcome to the forum" but I guess this forum is different.
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hey dude. Whats up? Yah that a 'funny' article ay? Welcome to Dmbtabs. Didn't you know the onion was fake?? Thought it was common sense..i mean just look at some of those headlines.
Don't know if this is a legit news source either
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? :lol:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39467
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Welcome. You've really never heard of The Onion? It's a parody newspaper.
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Lbacker wrote:Please don't post rumors
Huh?
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bbatsell wrote:
Lbacker wrote:Please don't post rumors
Huh?
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bbatsell wrote:Welcome. You've really never heard of The Onion? It's a parody newspaper.
it's like john stewart and colbert report kind of, except not as entertaining.
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:oops: i found out the onion was fake like 6 months ago
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Appfro wrote::oops: i found out the onion was fake like 6 months ago
When you thought it was real, i bet you thought it was the best paper in the world! I would've
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Appfro wrote::oops: i found out the onion was fake like 6 months ago
i found out the onion was fake about 6 minutes ago..... :oops: :oops:
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well i had never heard of it. someoen posted a link on here, i think about religious leaders saying that gravity does not exist and i flipped out. i thought it was a serious publication and i was amazed that anyone could have that point of view. then someone told me that it was fake...i was embarrassed.
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The Onion is fake?!?!?!?




























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