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Post by jellyfish »

Davy28 wrote:Why don't you come up with a better newbie greeting, mister smarty jellyfish?
My personal favorite is: "Hi, most people on this board are losers & Im guessing you'll fit right in."


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jellyfish wrote:And of course you got the "Welcome to it".....Can't say it enough. Where's the originality guys? First you steal his music , now his quotes. Think for yourselves :)
i like it
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I was joking. I like my welcome message better.
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what noobie doesnt need help?
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I was a self-starting n00b. Know how to search and read the FAQs. Combine that with enough basic knowledge to take part in conversation and you're golden. But don't be afraid to ask questions... AFTER you've searched.
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you guys are like my best friends... *tears* wait this is the dmb forum...nevermind

j/k u guys rock
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i rock hardcore
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Post by hmm69 »

<--------worst newb ever
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Post by ryanjasonake »

whats up dude
Are you guys working with a musical genius..

Sssomebody iss. DJM
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this should be the official 'noobie' thread
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Post by Davy28 »

An interesting question would be what percentage of new posters started their DMBtabs.com lives with a halfway intelligent question, as opposed to a doozie like easy dave songs or dave versus mayer.
Forget about the reasons and the treasons we are seeking
Forget about the notion that our emotions can be swept away, kept at bay
Forget about being guilty, we are innocent instead
For soon we will all find our lives swept away

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