Favorite Dave Story

[gunnar1104]

As you know, our friend Dave sometimes rather flatters himself a storyteller. So I was wondering what all of you're favorite instances of davespeak are. (If it is not on a release CD/DVD please post a link.)

Mine would have to be from 2-18-97 when tells the story of him shitting himself on the way to the concert in Harari. The story has two parts and is at the end of two different songs.
http://www.mediafire.com/?6md5zqndowa
http://www.mediafire.com/?8mmumyz2tmn

[wkpggrvn2001]

nice thread gunnar

[gunnar1104]

nice thread gunnar

Keeping the board alive one meandering post at a time

[Klondog]

I've always been fond of the one from ___________ (I have it, just can't remember when) where he tells the story of how his cousin hit a cow with a Porsche

[gunnar1104]

I've always been fond of the one from ___________ (I have it, just can't remember when) where he tells the story of how his cousin hit a cow with a Porsche

I actually know that one, good one

[wkpggrvn2001]

The booger story is a classic

[gunnar1104]

The booger story is a classic

Where he debates which tastes better ear booger's or nose booger's with the crowd?

[onid41]

your skiiing beyond your abilities!

[baseballjon9]

was anybody at the Wang in Boston when he and Tim were there? he told a story about a cyst that he hit with a bible or something while he was on a camping trip with Tim and some other guys, it was pretty funny

[mdel21]

I like the story about the cave crickets in the tub

[wkpggrvn2001]

The booger story is a classic

Where he debates which tastes better ear booger's or nose booger's with the crowd?

Where he is in the swimming pool with the girl and she comes up out of the water with a booger hanging out of her nose

[MattyTrane]

I've always been fond of the one from ___________ (I have it, just can't remember when) where he tells the story of how his cousin hit a cow with a Porsche

Thats the Boone NC show from 03. Dave and Tim

[hofdaddy]

I really like the Big Voice Jack story from Storytellers

and the one about him and his slippery shoes

[jsgksu]

The naked hotel story is hilarious. Just his choice of words and they way he tells it makes it funnier then it probably should be.

[MattyTrane]

The way he tells the porsche/cousin/cow story was really good