Equipment list

philtheman · Post by **philtheman** » Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:43 pm

Does anyone know where I can find a relatively acurate equipment list for John Mayer? Thanks

TriPPin'BiLLies' · Post by **TriPPin'BiLLies'** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:20 am

all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo

EnFuego · Post by **EnFuego** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:33 am

I'm not a whole lot of help, but this website used to have the list. There is a link on it, but it isn't working for me now:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/g403z/

mangold · Post by **mangold** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:55 pm

TriPPin'BiLLies' wrote:all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo

was that entirely necessary?

he has a dm3md, i know that much. played neon with it on Carson

philtheman · Post by **philtheman** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:29 pm

mangold wrote:
TriPPin'BiLLies' wrote:all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo
was that entirely necessary?

he has a dm3md, i know that much. played neon with it on Carson

No sir, I dont believe it was

sfmartins · Post by **sfmartins** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:35 pm

philtheman wrote:
mangold wrote:
TriPPin'BiLLies' wrote:all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo
was that entirely necessary?

he has a dm3md, i know that much. played neon with it on Carson

No sir, I dont believe it was

ericwormann · Post by **ericwormann** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:21 pm

philtheman wrote:
mangold wrote:
TriPPin'BiLLies' wrote:all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo
was that entirely necessary?

he has a dm3md, i know that much. played neon with it on Carson

No sir, I dont believe it was

No it's definitely not necessary, but I don't see what else he would use to make those faces. So maybe a black dildo is, in fact, necessary. It is part of his performance.

TriPPin'BiLLies' · Post by **TriPPin'BiLLies'** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:30 pm

ericwormann wrote:
philtheman wrote:
mangold wrote:
TriPPin'BiLLies' wrote:all i know is before he goes out on stage he shoves a 12 inch dildo up his ass. that's why he always makes those stupid looking faces when he sings. i hope someone else can fill in the rest of the equipment list.

Equipment List

giant black dildo
was that entirely necessary?

he has a dm3md, i know that much. played neon with it on Carson

No sir, I dont believe it was
No it's definitely not necessary, but I don't see what else he would use to make those faces. So maybe a black dildo is, in fact, necessary. It is part of his performance.

haha... thank you. there can be no other reason for those faces.

matter of fact here's the picture of the same make and model that he uses

Appfro · Post by **Appfro** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:38 pm

there was a reason no one had actually posted a picture of a black dildo....dildo

TriPPin'BiLLies' · Post by **TriPPin'BiLLies'** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 7:41 pm

Appfro wrote:there was a reason no one had actually posted a picture of a black dildo....dildo

hahahahahaha

philtheman · Post by **philtheman** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:11 pm

Well on the AGT DVD he makes fun of the weird faces in the commentary....And says nothing of a black dildo. But seriously, if anyone has any idea of where I can find some info, it would be greatly appreciated.

NJPearce22 · Post by **NJPearce22** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:56 am

Try searching the boards over at http://www.jmtabs.com

TriPPin'BiLLies' · Post by **TriPPin'BiLLies'** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:00 pm

philtheman wrote:Well on the AGT DVD he makes fun of the weird faces in the commentary....And says nothing of a black dildo. But seriously, if anyone has any idea of where I can find some info, it would be greatly appreciated.

you really think he would say he shoves up a giant black dildo up his ass? come on that would ruin his career.

but your best bet is to really check jmtabs.com

philtheman · Post by **philtheman** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 10:37 pm

NJPearce22 wrote:Try searching the boards over at http://www.jmtabs.com

I did, and all it says is his main electic (which everyone knows) I am looking more for his strap, picks, all of his acoustics, stuff like that, kind of like the equipment list they have for dave on this fine site.

lakerhoc1121 · Post by **lakerhoc1121** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:25 pm

i wonder what kind of pics dave uses??........