Your DMB Fantasy

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:29 pm

This thread = gay, I know.

However, I was thinking about this girl I have been talking with and she is a bit younger than me, 10 years. I was thinking how perfect it would be for Crash to be playing while she hikes up her skirt a little more, and then just takes it off during our first sexual encounter. I really want this girl for some reason, it goes against all my beliefs of dating younger girls but, I can't help it.

And then I would wan't Crush to come on while we are making sweet monkey love....

gumbomadness · Post by **gumbomadness** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:32 pm

sorry double

gumbomadness · Post by **gumbomadness** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:33 pm

lol, its not THAT gay.
but how old are you?

Lord Of The Flies · Post by **Lord Of The Flies** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:37 pm

I thought you meant she was 10 years old.

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:37 pm

gumbomadness wrote:lol, its not THAT gay.
but how old are you?

30

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:54 pm

She's in the black.

mlb1399 · Post by **mlb1399** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:54 pm

Dirty old man!

I like your style.

How about Nine Inch Nails? I want to f*$k you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. That might be a little more appropriate.

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:58 pm

mlb1399 wrote:Dirty old man!

I like your style.

How about Nine Inch Nails? I want to f*$k you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. That might be a little more appropriate.

I sued to fuck to that in college, my favorite though was Smashing Pumpkins.

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:59 pm

Better Photo of her

sunglassesatnight · Post by **sunglassesatnight** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:42 pm

She ain't that young. Just wax. Ask questions later.

jellyfish · Post by **jellyfish** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:51 pm

Lovely lady, let me drink you, please
Won't spill a drop, no, I promise you
Laying under this spell you cast on me,
Each moment, the more I love you
Crush me, come on, oh yeah

That's what i want to hear while making sweet love to her. :cue gay jokes:

mlb1399 · Post by **mlb1399** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:56 pm

One of my favorite lines from Dave that would get a chick, "wine tastes sweet to me, but you taste better." 2-17-96 Say Goodbye

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:03 pm

Personal lesson with Stefan, then he would give me his Dolphin.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:09 pm

I lost my viriginity while listening to Centrum's #41.

I busted a nut around the Sojourn of Arjuna interpolation.

flandaneran · Post by **flandaneran** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:44 pm

that girl is hot....to make a general statement, you guys are crazy and i like it