Ok ok this is gonna sound kinda wormy guys so don't worm about!! HAAHHAA!!
Oh man i was at burger king one time and i saw dave ordering so i went up there with my tape recorder and i overheard him saying how he wants to make desperate love to an asteroid...and at the moment i just creamed myself because i look like an asteroid...dude seriously his wife had some many clemem grapes in her squashed folopian tubes, fuck shit dude, yo that shit wank ho, fuckin straite come to the west serd iede,
sometimes late at nite when dave comes over and we make waffles and strokes me i begin to wonder what it would be like if carter suddenly appeared and made toast cuz wow man waffles and toast, man thats the best to jerk to. anyways i got to go boyd just showed up, we're going to cracker barrel to take pictures of the dirty mexicans working there
i liek the waffles and toast man, great combo...by the way what were you sayin abotu dave's wife?? i thought you were a fag?? i also think you should change your name cause out of all the love you make with dave you havent mentioned once that hes licked your balls so maybe liek dmbstrokesitwhileeatingwaffles...how does that sound?
"i think we should execute all the people who cut down trees....why not we're a dime a dozen"
