songs that'll get ya laid

ballmeblazer · Post by **ballmeblazer** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm

i actually found one of the best songs is where are you going. i played that one night for this girl, played it, went right into what will become of me and back into where are you going. if we both weren't shrooming our faces off we would have had sex. but it was awesome.
last year I was over my friends room, on move in day at our dorm. we made a bet that 75% of all girls who walked by would be drawn in by your body is a wonderland. needless to say, all he had to do was play two notes and girls would pop in and be like, hi, i'm(and whatever there name was). that's the shameless way to get girls to sleep with you.

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:18 pm

Kahn is a wookiee anyway, he couldn't even get a girl near him to begin with so don't try convincing.

Kahn goes after a different kind of fishy smell. A phishy smell, no doubt.

What is about to ensue is a shitstorm of hate upon me for a joke that is no doubt going to be torn apart by the DMBtabs elites.

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:21 pm

Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.

Then why do you gig?

chosta · Post by **chosta** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:34 pm

i like tictacs wrote:Kahn is a wookiee anyway, he couldn't even get a girl near him to begin with so don't try convincing.

Kahn goes after a different kind of fishy smell. A phishy smell, no doubt.

.73/20

stoca2 · Post by **stoca2** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:35 pm

i will try to mention something about playing gutiar ina converstation. i get in trouble when they acutally ask me to play something cause i BLOW at the guitar

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:04 pm

i like tictacs wrote:Kahn is a wookiee anyway, he couldn't even get a girl near him to begin with so don't try convincing.

Kahn goes after a different kind of fishy smell. A phishy smell, no doubt.

1) Thanks for the random assault, you are a fag
2) Was that supposed to be funny, if so, get a day job cause youre not a comedian
3)I dont know why I am wasting my time with a rebuttal, because you are a loser in real life, go dry hump your flea bass
4) You wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if it was sitting on your face

i like tictacs wrote:
Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
Then why do you gig?

Wow, you know, you're right. I must be the first musician in the world to play an instrument because I enjoy it. And to play outside of my home for others to hear!!! I am breaking new ground here! I play in front of people because when I am on stage creating music, it makes me happy to know that others can enjoy something I have created.
You are a douche bag, do me a favor and dont ever talk.

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:08 pm

Kahn wrote:
i like tictacs wrote:
Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
Then why do you gig?
Wow, you know, you're right. I must be the first musician in the world to play an instrument because I enjoy it. And to play outside of my home for others to hear!!! I am breaking new ground here! I play in front of people because when I am on stage creating music, it makes me happy to know that others can enjoy something I have created.
You are a douche bag, do me a favor and dont ever talk.

I'm loving the contradiction. Pick a ground and stand on it.

Yes, I'm a loser in real life...you've got me figured out!

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:09 pm

Oh and, go dry hump your Larivee.

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:19 pm

i like tictacs wrote:
Kahn wrote:
i like tictacs wrote:
Kahn wrote:I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself.
Then why do you gig?
Wow, you know, you're right. I must be the first musician in the world to play an instrument because I enjoy it. And to play outside of my home for others to hear!!! I am breaking new ground here! I play in front of people because when I am on stage creating music, it makes me happy to know that others can enjoy something I have created.
You are a douche bag, do me a favor and dont ever talk.

I'm loving the contradiction. Pick a ground and stand on it.

Yes, I'm a loser in real life...you've got me figured out!

how is this a contradiction, you assbag? I said I play music for me. And as sited in the bold part, it makes ME happy to play in front of people.

Christ you are the one who randomly attacked me. Go fuck yourself you self-pretentious dildo.

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:29 pm

"I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself."

"it makes me happy to know that others can enjoy something I have created. "

how is that any different then playing for a girl?

my initial comment is full of douchebaggery, fine, i know. but don't come out of the gates with a pretentious comment that totally contradicts the truth.

if you only played for yourself you wouldn't care about gigging unless you were in it for the money, and you wouldn't care what people thought of your work.

it makes you happy because you're making them happy. once again, how is this different than playing for a girl?

smedley · Post by **smedley** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:32 pm

it doesn't matter how good i am at guitar, i'm still an ugly bastard

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:44 pm

i like tictacs wrote:"I dont play guitar to get laid. I play for myself."

"it makes me happy to know that others can enjoy something I have created. "

how is that any different then playing for a girl?

my initial comment is full of douchebaggery, fine, i know. but don't come out of the gates with a pretentious comment that totally contradicts the truth.

if you only played for yourself you wouldn't care about gigging unless you were in it for the money, and you wouldn't care what people thought of your work.

it makes you happy because you're making them happy. once again, how is this different than playing for a girl?

You must be a retard, let me spell it out slowly.

I play for myself.
When people enjoy my music, it makes me happy.
Thus, I play in front of others for me.

Picking up the guitar just so you can get laid is shallow and a retarded reason to play an instrument. What I get out of music is completly different than playing Crash in my dorm room so a girl can come up and oogle.

I'm not even sure why you are defending this. I thought anyone with half a desire to create and love for music would have a little more respect for it than for the sake of getting poon.

I am done with this retarded bickering, if you want to continue this, IM me or something, but this is stupid. I'll just end with a big fat

brian_ok · Post by **brian_ok** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:47 pm

Dear tictacs,

Please DIACC.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

stoca2 · Post by **stoca2** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:53 pm

b_fost wrote:Dear tictacs,

Please DIACC.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

i like tictacs · Post by **i like tictacs** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:59 pm

b_fost wrote:Dear tictacs,

Please DIACC.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

you're a two faced piece of shit. go burn in hell