retarded song thread

[musicalman865]

post some lyrics or a recording of a ridiculous/funny song you and your friends may have made just for laughs

The Lemonade Clay Song-" back in school catherine was standing about 20 feet away, i wanted to go up to her but i really didn't have much of anything to say, but what hell i said to myself, ill just give her some lemonade clay!"

[Trippin Hillbilly]

I recorded this while accidently high on some pain killers.. I kinda like it.

not how you said it would go

[You_Enjoy_Myself]

My brother and I wrote a song about our roommate Tbone. It's basically the same thing repeated, until Tbone leaves the room crying. Lyrics alone don't do it justice, but here they are:

Tbone...Likes to suck his own dick
He....threw his back out suckin' his own dick, laaassst night



Repeat until roommate is in tears