Which would you choose?

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Choose . . .

Music
16
36%
Sex
28
64%
 
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THis is stupid, you cant define what music is. The garbage men pickign up your trash could be considered music.
And sex, can you still get blow jobs?
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wet dreams?
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Is summed this up, music or DMB or sex? well ill never reveal this to people i know, but im going for dmb........................now im running away so no-one can ever catch me........wow im pretty drunk!
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This is one poll I absolutely refuse to vote on.
Forget about the reasons and the treasons we are seeking
Forget about the notion that our emotions can be swept away, kept at bay
Forget about being guilty, we are innocent instead
For soon we will all find our lives swept away

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checkii wrote:THis is stupid, you cant define what music is. The garbage men pickign up your trash could be considered music.
And sex, can you still get blow jobs?
alright, lets say this, you're never allowed to have an orgasm... if you do accidentally your head is blown to little bits

or, you're deaf to everything but monotone speech
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would you rather have sex with a 600 pound woman with a burt reynolds mustache and a yeast infection, or a really hot dead chick?
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The Dreaming Tree wrote:would you rather have sex with a 600 pound woman with a burt reynolds mustache and a yeast infection, or a really hot dead chick?
depends on how long she has been dead
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Post by Ranting Thespian »

wow, I didn't think so many of you would choose sex

When I said no sex, no blowjobs, no sex wtih a man or woman, nothing at all.

Music, yes things would turn to monotone.

I could never live life without music, but I could without sex. Also, if you have arthritis, you can still sing. Also, beehtoven went deaf, and he continued with music.
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The Dreaming Tree wrote:would you rather have sex with a 600 pound woman with a burt reynolds mustache and a yeast infection, or a really hot dead chick?
a 600 pound dead chick with a wormann mustache.
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Ranting Thespian wrote:Also, if you have arthritis, you can still sing. Also, beehtoven went deaf, and he continued with music.
yes... but beethoven was a badass, and none of us are

and what if you couldn't sing beforehand?
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i am sam2 wrote:pick music you can only have sex till your like 50 after that it becomes...unecessary and weird. music you can play till you die(assuming you dont go deaf)
my grandparents (85 and 78) still have sex on a regular basis...
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Like I said in the sex thread, married elderly couples have more sex on the average than a single person in their 20's.
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bbatsell wrote:
i am sam2 wrote:pick music you can only have sex till your like 50 after that it becomes...unecessary and weird. music you can play till you die(assuming you dont go deaf)
my grandparents (85 and 78) still have sex on a regular basis...
why the fuck do you know that :shock:
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checkii wrote:
bbatsell wrote:
i am sam2 wrote:pick music you can only have sex till your like 50 after that it becomes...unecessary and weird. music you can play till you die(assuming you dont go deaf)
my grandparents (85 and 78) still have sex on a regular basis...
why the fuck do you know that :shock:
my thoughts exactly. I knew Brock knows a lot of stuff, but that's something he really shouldn't.
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Re: Which would you choose?

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Ranting Thespian wrote:If you would choose guitar, you cannot have sex. No porn, no masterbation, nothing ever again. Nothing sexual at all ever again. If you would choose sex, you cannot play guitar, listen to music, write music, sing music, or even hear music ever again.
So masturbation is ok?
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