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So you're amazed as to how Dave's rhythm guitar slaps and strums so "perfectly"...but you can't. Ask all things about Dave and his guitars here.

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Check out this joker at the am-i-dreaming message boards

http://www.amidreaming.org/dreamers/sho ... tid=341617

I ain't even going to give you a preview of what it's about....just hysterical. The beginning part is fine..he is entitled to his opinions...but just read on as his reasoning behind his statement.....HAHAHAHAHAH, oh man, back to studying...peace

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Post by Trippin Hillbilly »

Man!! That guy is EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT!!

I wish he could give me guitar lessons!! :shock:

What's the bet he's given himself hemroids trying to figure out a song on this site and then proceeded to blame it jkanter....

''OOOOOO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY AN A!!!!!! NO NO, IT'S WRONG!!!!
IT SAYS SO HERE IN MY STUPID LITTLE MUSIC BOOK!!!
YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR 2nd 3rd and 4th FINGERS BECAUSE,.........ummm..................ummm.....................IT'S WRONG!!!
IM GOING TO POST A USELESS THREAD FOR THIS!!! YAY!!''

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Post by ihopeyoulockedthedoor »

you guys are way off base....i saw Matt Naylor jam.....he played an A chord with his ass cheeks...simply amazing
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ihopeyoulockedthedoor wrote:you guys are way off base....i saw Matt Naylor jam.....he played an A chord with his ass cheeks...simply amazing
:D :o :lol: 8) :shock: :? :D
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Oh noes! Our site is ruining everybody's otherwise infinitely profitable guitar careers!

Kanter, I want my code back!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by jsgksu »

Did you fuck that guys mom or something, whats his problem? To say that your whole site is awful and shouldnt be used whatsoever because you say to play an a chord a certain way is the stupidest thing Ive ever heard. You just showing how Dave plays his a chord because you want to show people how to play his music exactly. I personally dont do it that way because I am set in my ways and know it sounds the same either way I play it. You would think anyone who has any guitar knowledge would realize that and not make a big deal about it at all, what an ass.
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LMAO :lol: I've just been there and im still laughing lol :lol:
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That guy needs to take a chill pill, and get his facts straight while he's at it
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DaveAddict wrote:That guy needs to take a chill pill, and get his facts straight while he's at it
Amen.
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Post by Corona5k1635 »

I think its really cool how that dick trashed you and your site and everything you do and then everybody responded and it was a huge debate and then you posted and told them all what was up. Its like "this guy jkanter blah balbh blah sux big time blah blah" and then the man himself steps in and you're like "whoa, its him". hahahah it ruled.

that'd be like us saying "no! dave plays it this way! he puts his finger here! he slaps this way!" and then Dave Matthews posts one for us and is like "no, actually i do this.."

that would be soo cool

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Holy shit!! That Naylor guy lives across the river from me (he's in Canada, I'm in Port huron, MI). Want me to go egg his house or something?
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You think this Naylor has any relation to Eric?
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duluoz wrote:Holy shit!! That Naylor guy lives across the river from me (he's in Canada, I'm in Port huron, MI). Want me to go egg his house or something?
Oh my God, can I help? Haha, I live in Grosse Pointe, but our cottage is up in Lexington, like 20 minutes from Port Huron
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why is there always a person who has to trash whatever they think they can find something wrong in..
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TrippnBill686 wrote:You think this Naylor has any relation to Eric?
I doubt that lol sure hope not but you just never know :lol:
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