whats up with that Esteban guy?

Flakes · Post by **Flakes** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:52 pm

I held a violin once

c_tietze · Post by **c_tietze** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:10 pm

Ranting Thespian wrote:
mdel21 wrote:get a TV ranting and watch infomercials
I have a TV and I have never seen the infomercial or heard of it, so can someone just tell me?

RT, think SRV with less chops, and a whole lot of playing House of the Rising Sun by a guy with a Zorro look going on and bad fingernails. It's really not HIM that sucks its the shitty guitars he puts his name to.

Beauford33 · Post by **Beauford33** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:01 pm

c_tietze wrote:
Ranting Thespian wrote:
mdel21 wrote:get a TV ranting and watch infomercials
I have a TV and I have never seen the infomercial or heard of it, so can someone just tell me?

RT, think SRV with less chops, and a whole lot of playing House of the Rising Sun by a guy with a Zorro look going on and bad fingernails. It's really not HIM that sucks its the shitty guitars he puts his name to.

how did you guys come up with SRV?

NJPearce22 · Post by **NJPearce22** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:07 pm

Beauford33 wrote:
c_tietze wrote:
Ranting Thespian wrote:
mdel21 wrote:get a TV ranting and watch infomercials
I have a TV and I have never seen the infomercial or heard of it, so can someone just tell me?

RT, think SRV with less chops, and a whole lot of playing House of the Rising Sun by a guy with a Zorro look going on and bad fingernails. It's really not HIM that sucks its the shitty guitars he puts his name to.
how did you guys come up with SRV?

His hat is very SRV, but on a whole new level!

Beauford33 · Post by **Beauford33** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:09 pm

then why didnt he say SRV hat, instead of Zoro? He is just confusing him.

NJPearce22 · Post by **NJPearce22** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:12 pm

It's like an SRV/Zorro hybrid hat!

DMBFan63 · Post by **DMBFan63** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:23 pm

He is zoro with a guitar. simple enough

Beauford33 · Post by **Beauford33** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:26 pm

DMBFan63 wrote:He is zoro with a guitar. simple enough

much better.

grock · Post by **grock** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:22 pm

jsgksu wrote:http://www.harmony-central.com/Guitar/Data4/Esteban/

Check out the first one, those people tear those guitars up, its funny. Those things sound fuckin awful

This is the best

My daughter bought it and I played it once.
She played it for a couple weeks. Then one
day I arrived home from work and there it was
hanging from a tree limb minus strings. She got so
ticked off with various problems that she decided
to turn it into a bird house.
So far after 6 weeks in the tree no birds have moved
in, but there is bird crap all over it.

c_tietze · Post by **c_tietze** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:09 am

NJPearce22 wrote:It's like an SRV/Zorro hybrid hat!

Dude, exactly.

I can't dis SRV and say that Esteban has a SRV hat, he's got a sort of SRV hat but defin. with the lame qualities of a Zorro type hat.

Either way the guitars he pawns are shit.

c_tietze · Post by **c_tietze** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 10:10 am

grock wrote:
jsgksu wrote:http://www.harmony-central.com/Guitar/Data4/Esteban/

Check out the first one, those people tear those guitars up, its funny. Those things sound fuckin awful
This is the best
My daughter bought it and I played it once.
She played it for a couple weeks. Then one
day I arrived home from work and there it was
hanging from a tree limb minus strings. She got so
ticked off with various problems that she decided
to turn it into a bird house.
So far after 6 weeks in the tree no birds have moved
in, but there is bird crap all over it.

That's one of my fave's too. It's not like only a few people hate those cigar box guitars, TONS of folks hate them and LOATHE Esteban.

WalkingOnGreyStreet · Post by **WalkingOnGreyStreet** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:17 am

I'll gladly admit those guitars succccccck.....but my uncle has one of his cds....hes an awesome guitarist....and the cool thing is he never has to buy picks

dmb_tatertot · Post by **dmb_tatertot** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 1:41 am

his guitar is a bigger piece of shit then bassman462. but he does have a lot of talent. Shame he is not such a douche trying to rip off all these people.

daxman · Post by **daxman** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 2:55 am

I like what this part of a guys review:

Action, Fit, & Finish: 1 (rating)
"Fit and finish stink. The neck is all warped and twisted. Esteban ought to be forced to play one of these crappy guitars at his next concert."

It just made me visualize Esteban actually playing one on stage and having it break up

Or... maybe it's only funny because it's 2 a.m. and I am very tired...

dmb_tatertot · Post by **dmb_tatertot** » Sun Aug 08, 2004 3:02 am

daxman wrote:I like what this part of a guys review:

Action, Fit, & Finish: 1 (rating)
"Fit and finish stink. The neck is all warped and twisted. Esteban ought to be forced to play one of these crappy guitars at his next concert."

It just made me visualize Esteban actually playing one on stage and having it break up Or... maybe it's only funny because it's 2 a.m. and I am very tired...

haha no, i think it would be damn funny too. How bout if all people who endorsed merchandise had to wear/use that merchandise... now that would be awesome.