Any truth to Dave and David Gray releasing an album?

c_tietze · Post by **c_tietze** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:34 am

http://www.davidgray.com/dgbb/ultimateb ... 1&t=004109

I think this is bogus, but you never know.

Wishfully thinking - CJT

ericwormann · Post by **ericwormann** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:47 am

it's probably the dog

gravesRR7 · Post by **gravesRR7** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:50 am

don't know. but friign'n Dr. Dre is making one with Dave. It'll be interesting to see that.

Davy28 · Post by **Davy28** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:38 pm

gravesRR7 wrote:don't know. but friign'n Dr. Dre is making one with Dave. It'll be interesting to see that.

Holy shit! rappin and scattin!

filmdude100cms · Post by **filmdude100cms** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:27 pm

no, dre is just producing the next album not on it.

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:08 pm

ahha stole this from the bridge:

Surprisingly, the rumors about Dr. Dre producing the new album are true. And that's not all: he won't be the only doctor present. The Dave Matthews Band has decided to focus their next studio effort around these men of medicine. Each track will be produced by a different famous doctor in an attempt to garner more interest in the medical community. "We've got a great fanbase in law, science, and even government," says lead crooner Dave Matthews. "Yet for some reason, we haven't really made a dent in the musical tastes of our nation's healers. This record could change all that."

Called "Physician Party 2K5!," the album is DMB's first studio effort since 2002's Busted Stuff. Here is a sneak peek of a few tracks in store for the DMB faithful:

1. "Sugar Will"
Produced by: Dr. Dre
Guest Starring: Dr. Howard Dean

Lyrical excerpt:

Dave: Sugar will poison you...
Dre: AND THEN I'LL POISON YO ASS, BITCHES! I'M'A KILL YOU!
Dean: ARGGGGGHHHH!
Dave: Sugar will kill you...
Dre: I'M FRIENDS WITH EMINEM! EAT THAT, BITCHES!
Dean: TEXAS, ALASKA, ALABAMA, MISSOURI!
Dave: Too much of a good thing...
Dre: MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN MY SHOW WITH ED LOVER! WELL FUCK YOU, BITCHES, THAT WASN'T ME, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT DRE! THAT DRE DIDN'T KNOW SLIM SHADY! BITCHES!
Dean: WYOMING, KANSAS, NEW YORK....ARGGGHHH!!!!!
Dave: Maybe not so...sweet

4. "Joyride"
Producer: Dr. Phil

Lyrical Excerpt:

Dave: Money is clean, if we scrub it good
Phil: You can rub a hen 'til she shines, but you can't make her jump the mailman!
Dave: Guns and gasoline, we could save the world
Phil: Making out with a tree trunk ain't the way to show your momma you appreciate the way she's raised you!
Dave: Nothing's obscene if we just close our eyes
Phil: Don't take a dump on the floor and tell me my shoes are shined!
Dave: Boys and girls, welcome to this, JOYRIDE!
Phil: If you can't love, then you sure as shit can't drink a gallon of gasoline from a hooker's boot!

6. "Hello Again"
Producer: Dr. Death (aka Jack Kavorkian)

Lyrical Excerpt:

Dave: I am not worth the flesh on my bones...
Jack: It seems as if you don't think life is worth living, Dave.
Dave: Uhh...I guess I feel that way sometimes...shouldn't I keep singing?
Jack: Yes, by all means. But it's becoming very clear that you're unhappy.
Dave: No, really, it's just like a story...I don't want to die, I swear. Haven't you heard Tripping Billies? That's a happy song.
Jack: What is the last line in that one?
Dave: Ummm....tomorrow we die. Okay, that was a bad example....let me think...Ants Marching! Everyone loves that, gets 'em all dancing!
Jack: And the last line there?
Dave: Lights down, you up and...okay, forget that one.
Jack: Dave, I'm afraid there's only one solution...
Dave: No! Jesus, no, come on...let me keep singing.
Jack: What is the next line in this song?
Dave: Uhh....I forget.
Jack: Dave!
Dave: (Sigh)...fine...'I am a waste of the air in my lungs.' Look, that sounds worse than it is...hey...hey! what are you doing with that needle! Get away! Carter! Carter, give me a hand here...oh shit! (scuffling noises)

9. Crazy/Easy
Producer: Dr. J (ABA and NBA star Julius Erving)
Guest starring: Trey Anastasio

Lyrical excerpt:

Dave: I said boom!
Leroi: (as backup) BOOM!
Dave: I put in the hoop like slam!
Leroi: SLAM!
Dave: The crowd was all screaming out jam!
Leroi: JAM!
Dave: I had just got the 'oop from Trey, and that's how we beat Dr. J!
(Trey Anastasio guitar riff)

Dr. J: That's right!
Leroi: RIGHT!
Dr. J: I know that these boys are white!
Leroi: WHITE!
Dr. J: I didn't think they'd put up a fight!
Leroi: FIGHT!
Dr. J: And I know that I'm pretty damn tall....but Dave and Trey can really ball!
(Trey Anastasio guitar riff, bouncing basketball heard in background along with cheering crowd)

EASTER EGG!
(as the song winds down, muted conversation is heard)
Stefan: I can't believe we changed this song to an Aaron Carter cover.
Boyd: Shut the fuck up, Stefan.
Dave: Yeah, go play with Korn, faggot.

The album is due in stores this December.

mdel21 · Post by **mdel21** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:27 pm

holy shit andy that's funny stuff

Brock · Post by **Brock** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:39 pm

ahahahahaaaaa

Davy28 · Post by **Davy28** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:06 pm

tee hee hee.

gravesRR7 · Post by **gravesRR7** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:26 pm

ha ha ha

dmb_tatertot · Post by **dmb_tatertot** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:41 pm

one of the funniest posts i have seen on the boards!

DJR · Post by **DJR** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:19 pm

wow! nice post!

c_tietze · Post by **c_tietze** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:17 pm

Hijacker.

J/K

riffduster01 · Post by **riffduster01** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:24 pm

lol, holy f*ck thats funny. you must have been really bored that day.

MattyTrane · Post by **MattyTrane** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:08 pm

"rofl"