John Mayer Vs. Dave Matthews

So you're amazed as to how Dave's rhythm guitar slaps and strums so "perfectly"...but you can't. Ask all things about Dave and his guitars here.

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Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
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A funny thing to do is, if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you’re going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who’s going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That’s why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
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dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.
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Snyder wrote:
dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.
I'll allow it.
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BigSpeen3436 wrote:
Snyder wrote:
dmbmikee wrote:Are you kidding me? This is completely unethical.
What, that fat people have to purchase an area big enough for ther own ass instead of mooching off my space? I think not. Completely fair if you ask me.
I'll allow it.
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Fat people should have to buy two seats. It's not my problem they're fat, so sitting on me shouldn't be the solution.
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Yeah, but some people like to have fat people sit on them....

And there is no duch thing as John Mayer vs. Dave Matthews, except for celebrity death match last nigh...lol
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ah ha
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