dusty reminded me to do this, so i finished it up today. a couple of you heard it when we used to do Yahoo! Chats.Right Click and Save Target As
here are the lyrics, but don't read 'em 'till you finish downloading!
Crazy Asian Song
This one goes out to all the lovely people at DMBTabs.com. Yeah, baby.
Shooo, shoo wap ba doo.
Shooo, shoo wap ba doo.
Oh, this is the crazy asian song
Some of you don’t know the words so you can’t sing along
But listen to it enough, you’ll stop getting it wrong
Then you can dance and sing in a leopard spotted thong
Sometimes my asianness gets in the way
But I pull out my chopsticks, and then I say,
“I’m asian, proud to be asian.
I’m crazy, but insanity’s okay.”
I think about my puppy every now and then
He was a good boy, I named him Ben
But one day he grew up to be an ugly dog
He went out one night, deep into the fog
He was on the road and met a magical toad
But a truck rolled by and made him…made him explode
From the inside out he was smushed like a pancake
I screamed and cried for him, scraped him off with a rake
Oh Ben, Oh Ben, Oh Ben, Oh Ben
Monologue:
You know, Ben, I think of you every night. I’m a sad clown that’s lost it’s way, and I feel like I can’t go on without you. I look into the sky, with my darling Susie Q, and I think of you. She tells me it’s all right but…I still miss you.
I’m asian, proud to be asian.
I’m crazy, but insanity’s okay.
Sing it with me, guys.
We’re asian, proud to be asian.
We’re crazy, but insanity’s okay.
(Repeat as song fades.)
-song sang courtesy of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
