fav. davespeak

DJR · Post by **DJR** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:02 pm

is that davespeak cd any good? is it just him talking? no music?

fatjack · Post by **fatjack** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:17 pm

i like when he shuts the fuck up and plays

DJR · Post by **DJR** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:21 pm

fatjack wrote:i like when he shuts the fuck up and plays

well yeah, but still, he says some funny shit most of the time

Matty Boom · Post by **Matty Boom** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:35 am

DJR07 wrote:is that davespeak cd any good? is it just him talking? no music?

there's some pretty funny shit on there

Coldchillin · Post by **Coldchillin** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:18 am

Yeah. He's weird, but it's always good for a laugh.

NanciesDancing · Post by **NanciesDancing** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:46 pm

I like the one about the elephants

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:29 am

fatjack wrote:i like when he shuts the fuck up and plays

BITE HIS DICK MOTHERFUCKER!

the davespeak cd is semi funny...i wouldn't reccommend it a whole lot though, i hate when he just makes like a little noise and obvious made some hilarious facial expression but you can see it so you're like...whaa?

Skankerton · Post by **Skankerton** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:26 am

Has anybody heard that one from back in the day when he was in the same hotel as a high school wrestling team? They kept coming by his room and saying how much he sucks, or how great he is and tying up the only elevator in the whole hotel so he was late for the show. That was fargin funny! Thats totally happened to me a couple of times. Except without the hotel, or the wrestlers, or the show to get to......Alright, maybe that hasnt happened to me!

NoNotThat · Post by **NoNotThat** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:54 pm

dave is fun

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:26 pm

I LIKE IT ON STORYTELLERS WHEN HE GOES

MWEEEEEEH... MWEEEEH

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:42 pm

andyrice_13 wrote:I LIKE IT ON STORYTELLERS WHEN HE GOES

MWEEEEEEH... MWEEEEH

you mean MERRR?!

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:45 pm

GSRLessard14 wrote:
andyrice_13 wrote:I LIKE IT ON STORYTELLERS WHEN HE GOES

MWEEEEEEH... MWEEEEH
you mean MERRR?!

NO MWEEEH

West1331 · Post by **West1331** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:44 am

have you guys ever heard the one where he talks about shitting his pants on the bus?

thats great!

but the best is the intro to nancies.. at cmu he kept just mumbling and then said.. " no no i wasnt always gonna be a fuck up i had big plans"

whip3512 · Post by **whip3512** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:15 am

This is one of my favorite soundbites. I have to paraphrase here because there's too many "um"s and "uh"s to omit.

'I had my sights on this girl one day, I was aiming at kissing her...closing the deal would have been just suckin' on her lips a little...so I went swimming with her...it was cold in the pool...and a hot day...things were going well...she was coming up out of the water...and she had the biggest, nastiest green booger hangin' out of her nose...it was a panic reaction...what I wanted to say was..."Jesus Christ! There's a fucking huge, nasty booger hangin' out!"...but what I really said was "you've got a little somthin' there"...but there was nothing small about it....still to this day she has no idea about it...it took me about 4 1/2 years to recover, but I closed the deal about 4 1/2 years later...by which time kissing was not the only thing on my mind.'

Versacci41 · Post by **Versacci41** » Sun Mar 14, 2004 1:32 am

I love the one where he's talking about how his mom was drinking him under the table and the next day she was fine and he felt like a "sack of shit"...and the one where he's talking about clint eastwood wandering through the desert for days then walking into a bar and asking for a whiskey instead of water.

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