fav. davespeak

DJR · Post by **DJR** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 8:53 pm

couple people were talking about davespeak in nDMB, and i thought it would be a cool thread - my fav. is probably the go the fuck home thing when a couple morons got in a fight - classic clip

DustyDave · Post by **DustyDave** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:01 pm

Or the one from the Virgin Music Store , where he talks about " Below the bottocks (sp?) and the whole anal area "

Speenis · Post by **Speenis** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:03 pm

the entire Benaroya Hall show from 10-24-02

jeffro · Post by **jeffro** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:06 pm

I always liked Storytellers. Great stuff.

Matty Boom · Post by **Matty Boom** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:11 pm

the penis blues song is pretty cool

Coldchillin · Post by **Coldchillin** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:30 pm

Dave is weird

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:36 pm

My favorite is

"GO THE FUCK HOME! I'm just trying to play some music and we gotta couple of meatheads down here beatin the shit out of each other! Pretty ladies gettin squashed! GO THE FUCK OUT! GO THA FUCK HOME! "

Coldchillin · Post by **Coldchillin** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:40 pm

What's that from?

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:47 pm

Coldchillin23222 wrote:What's that from?

no clue..

Just some random davespeak i downloaded.

Hit me up with a pm and I'll hooka you up dawg.

TurnItToLove · Post by **TurnItToLove** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:51 pm

i love the entire exclusive Launch interview.....fuckin hilarious!!!
some more that come to mind:
----“Remember that there are hundreds of thousands of things you can eat that are not cheese.”
---“So...we haven’t played for a little while, so we’re kind of fresh and out of the box and smell like plastic...”
--- “I ain’t promoting drinking or nothing. But whiskey comes from plants. And ya know, whatever comes from the ground has got to be good for you.”
----“If the guy who threw that shoe is man enough to come up here and admit it to my face.........I’ll shake your hand Motherfucker!”

DMBFan63 · Post by **DMBFan63** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:52 pm

Matty Boom wrote:the penis blues song is pretty cool

Yes, great.. 'Fentons got a penis in his hand!' hmm i think that the virgin record store 'below the buttox' is great too

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:56 pm

"shut up and play!"
"psh...shut up and play....BITE MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER!"

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:58 pm

GSRLessard14 wrote:"shut up and play!"
"psh...shut up and play....BITE MY DICK MOTHERFUCKER!"

lol!

i forget about that one

DreaminBassMunky · Post by **DreaminBassMunky** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:21 pm

there is some funny dave speak in this show from 93' I have. Mostly about Dave eating Chinese food, and some other random shit. My favorite has to be

"God gave you armpits so that you wouldn't have to go around with your hands shoved up your ass."

whatshername · Post by **whatshername** » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:51 pm

i'd have to say dave's entire interview with the farmaid people...it was on vh1.com

so funny..."food is good..."