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[ticohans]

Thank you yet again for proving me right. I only looked in a single thread for those two posts, and they were right next to each other. It doesn't take much to dig up this stuff. Before you dig your grave any deeper, I suggest that you read what I wrote/pasted, because all you've done in the last two posts of yours is affirm everything that I said. You are my best argument. Thanks. You should come around more often so that you can prove me right.

[DmbFanJason]

you cant play dave for the life of you. 8)

<--------tico after playing tripping billies

[ticohans]

If you actually think that your shortsighted and ignorant opinion about an issue as lame as that actually has anything to do with the issue at hand or is somehow important to me, let me suggest psychiatric help to go along with those reading lessons.

Tough to say anything intelligent or at least that has anything to do with the issues being discussed when you know that you're wrong and in way over your head, isn't it? Oh wait, you're probably used to this, so I guess this feels pretty normal for you.

[DmbFanJason]

why do you give a fuck so much tico...i mean look at your first post...thats pathetic...if you are really a man of honor like you make yourself out to be...then just shut your pi-hole and walk away...YOU will "never" get me to change my views(especially because you suck at dave)...but anyway, walk the fuck away...this post is only about why that jackass took my cover off the net. it has nothing to do with latin america

[ticohans]

Oh that's right: people's opinions only matter if they can play Dave Matthews. I forgot that's the way the world works. Thanks for reminding me, retard.

Do you actually have anything articulate to say about my first post? Because you said something about it being "pathetic" but couldn't quite manage anything else. Come on, I bet if you try really really hard you might come up with something intelligible to say.

The only reason you want me to shut my "pi-hole and walk away" is because I don't tolerate your crap and you have no clue how to respond to someone that actually manages to make a coherent argument.

This post is about a lot more than your poor little lost thread. If that was the issue, all you have to do is write this one simple line. You're good at repeating, so try it:

"Why was my thread deleted?"

[DmbFanJason]

im not gonna take the time to read that shit...who would besides your faggot-ass?....anyway, all it is, is an post about how i am stupid and wrong and how you are right and smart and musically sound and bla bla bla...why would i read that? use your head nimrod.

[johntherevelator]

AllMighty TICOHANS...you faggot. got copy and paste more shit...thats a good way to spend your time.

You couldnt play dave for the life of you.

actually, in my opinion, tico is a hell of a lot better guitar player than you are, and a hell of a better singer, and youre a wanker for even TRYING to lip tico. yes, a WANKER.

i cant wait to hear what kind of a faggot i am from jason

[ticohans]

Oh, jason, and the pm that you sent me, in which you said that I am poetry writing queer bait and that you would beat the crap out of me if you saw me, that's really a great point. I mean, your opinions of my personal sexuality have everything to do with the discussion at hand. And your completely ignorant statement that you could beat me up, it may be a little 3rd grade-ish, but hey, it obviosly true since you've never seen me in your life, and of course, it also has everything to do with what we're talking about, and it undoubtedly proves you right.

I also love your logical train here, it's so great: I write a lot. Therefore I am a poet. If I am a poet, I am therefore gay. If I am gay, you can therefore beat me up. If you can beat me up, what you have to say is more important.

Congratulations, you are a certified dumbass.

[ticohans]

Oh don't worry John. He'll definitely throw the gay jokes at you. His favorite and most used is "queer bait." A real classic. The great thing about this insult is that it works on so many different levels. For starters, it's a subverted twisting of the phrase "chick magnet," and by this "queer bait" statement, he suggests that gay people are attracted to you. It's really clever and insulting, isn't it?? The word "bait" is great, too, because it conjures up images of worms and the like. So now you're a big, juicy homosexual nightcrawler, just waiting to sink your "hook" into all the queer little fishies that live in the sea.

[DmbFanJason]

ok.........the time has come...i have been defeated...i will step down now, and go into exile.

FYI Tico is a better singer than me, but he cant play dave, and thats all that matters in this world.

[johntherevelator]

oh don't worry john. he'll definitely throw the gay jokes at you. his favorite and most used is "queer bait." a real classic.

damn. my name isn't john
look in my signature

and actually, jason, i cant think of anything that matters LESS in the world. except for very very stupid things like who can eat the most cheese without harfing

[ticohans]

Whoops! Sorry about that johntherevelator. See, this is a great object lesson showing the pitfalls of not reading. You would do well to pay attention and learn Jason

[ticohans]

he cant play dave, and thats all that matters in this world.

You need help.

[gravedigger]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooo Dogggggggggggggggggggie !!

this is the best Match I've seen since Ali vs. Foreman

Tico is throwing way more punches but I must say not many are landing. dmbfan is more choosy with his blows (pardon the expression) but has landed most of the punches he's thrown.


but seriously (yeah right eh), what nobody can seem to do around here is taking what people say with a grain of salt, or a pound of salt for that matter. It's only words on a goddamn page for fucksakes! Analyzing every aspect of an argument is a waste of time. You do that in English class not a fuckin' message board. Tico, what you said in 2000 words, you could've said in 20 words. I like what you said about Dave being a Druggie 30 year old white guy and playing his songs only takes time and takes no skill or talent at all. That's bullshit and most of what you said was bullshit, because you're analyzing posts that are unalyzable (new word?) because most of it is just talkin' shit which is what most people do on boards to begin with. well, that's my short essay for this hour.

peace
Ken

[ticohans]

Grave, can you explain how jasondmbfan has "landed most of the punches he's thrown," considering they've all been about how I'm gay and can't play Dave and "that's all that matters?" Or is this one of those "grain of salt" comments? Because all I have to say is that I have no problem taking things with a grain of salt when that is what the person speaking (or posting) intended. But that is not what Jason intends. He meaningfully and purposefully insults EVERYONE who disagrees with him even in the slightest bit, and I am sick of his crap and will tolerate it no longer.