hofdaddy wrote:Musicians need to dip more onstage. I'd pay good money for a Dave plug of chew
im dipping right now.
actually, nowe that i think of it, last sunday me and some friends were in our front yard and i was dipping and playing my guitar.
Then this black guy walked up in a purple suit asking for money. so i started playing sweet home alabama.
I did ity all in jest. I dontknow why i get away with being overtly racist and homophobic. maybe its cause im always smiling when I am. but we ended up giving the dude $10 for his charity which im sure is more than he got anywhere in out shitty neighborhood.
NOICE!
The lady that changes my garbage can liner at work HATES me! She has to!
Give a woman an inch and she'll take a foot. Give a woman a foot and she'll moan like a whore
A pair of Kings beats a pair of Queens because men are better than women
I've been pretty drunk before, thrown up and such. And I'm not a teetotaller, I do drink, I just don't drink to get drunk, although I've been tipsy at a party lately. Unintentionally- just too many smirnoffs.
I like mixed drinks, particularly white russians.
I'll try to post a pic of my current collection.
I've got some vodka in the freezer and some Morgan you can't see here, along with a few bottles of wine I keep stored or refrigerated, and some beers in the fridge. So that's about 2/3 of what I've got. It'll last me a LONG time.
Random movie quote to make you seem hip and "with it": The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
I've been pretty drunk before, thrown up and such. And I'm not a teetotaller, I do drink, I just don't drink to get drunk, although I've been tipsy at a party lately. Unintentionally- just too many smirnoffs.
I like mixed drinks, particularly white russians.
I'll try to post a pic of my current collection.
I've got some vodka in the freezer and some Morgan you can't see here, along with a few bottles of wine I keep stored or refrigerated, and some beers in the fridge. So that's about 2/3 of what I've got. It'll last me a LONG time.
I've been pretty drunk before, thrown up and such. And I'm not a teetotaller, I do drink, I just don't drink to get drunk, although I've been tipsy at a party lately. Unintentionally- just too many smirnoffs.
I like mixed drinks, particularly white russians.
I'll try to post a pic of my current collection.
I've got some vodka in the freezer and some Morgan you can't see here, along with a few bottles of wine I keep stored or refrigerated, and some beers in the fridge. So that's about 2/3 of what I've got. It'll last me a LONG time.
Random movie quote to make you seem hip and "with it": The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It's not like we're talking quantum physics here.
I gradually built up that collection, just buying different things to try. Not all at once. Some were given to me. The beer is leftover from the party. The only thing I buy regularly.
I had a white russian about three or four days ago. That's the last time I touched alcohol. It's nice to think, "Wow, I could totally make a margarita if I wanted to!" But I don't want to.
Mixed drinks taste good. Getting drunk is not enjoyable to me.
