songs for chicks

JazzBassist114 · Post by **JazzBassist114** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 9:50 am

You_Enjoy_Myself wrote:
praisedave wrote:slide - goo goo dolls (softly)
wonderwall - oasis
crash - guess who
say goodbye - some douchebag
Actually that song is by DMB, not The Guess Who

LAME

HAHAHAHAHA....SERVED.

hcole · Post by **hcole** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:28 am

hit her in the head with your guitar and bang her while she's knocked out

fatjack · Post by **fatjack** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:47 am

hcole wrote:hit her in the head with your guitar and bang her while she's knocked out

definitely more honorable than using the actual music to get tail

mangold · Post by **mangold** » Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:38 am

JazzBassist114 wrote:
You_Enjoy_Myself wrote:
praisedave wrote:slide - goo goo dolls (softly)
wonderwall - oasis
crash - guess who
say goodbye - some douchebag
Actually that song is by DMB, not The Guess Who

LAME
HAHAHAHAHA....SERVED.

hahaha... JEWED

demitrix · Post by **demitrix** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 1:38 am

it dont matter if u can sing or not, if shes worth it she will love you for having the balls to play/sing for her

JazzBassist114 · Post by **JazzBassist114** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 12:46 am

praisedave wrote:
JazzBassist114 wrote:
You_Enjoy_Myself wrote:
praisedave wrote:slide - goo goo dolls (softly)
wonderwall - oasis
crash - guess who
say goodbye - some douchebag
Actually that song is by DMB, not The Guess Who

LAME
HAHAHAHAHA....SERVED.
hahaha... JEWED

HAHAHA....I KILLED YOUR SAVIOR

sunglassesatnight · Post by **sunglassesatnight** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:29 am

demitrix wrote:it dont matter if u can sing or not, if shes worth it she will love you for having the balls to play/sing for her

Yep. Especially if you write her a song. No matter how lame.

briguy945 · Post by **briguy945** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:09 pm

One time when I was a little drunk I played the opening of Lover Lay Down for a lady. I could hardly get through it once before she said, "I love the slide-y sounds you make" and jumped on me. Haha.

Anyways I think a lot of the goodies have been mentioned but i figured I would add Say it Ain't So by Weezer. Very easy to play and for some reason the ladies love it.

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:23 pm

Greasy Granny's Gopher Gravy

NoNotThat · Post by **NoNotThat** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:26 pm

gcom007 wrote:see, here's the thing...unless the girls are really that stupid, in which case I wouldn't want them anyways, they're going to see right through this...haven't you guys seen swingers? if you start talking puppy dogs and ice cream they're going to know what you want and it's going to go nowhere. just be yourself...using guitar to get girls is dumb...unless you do a crazy version of Bold as Love by Hendrix...now if a girl dug me doing that, then she'd be my type of girl b/c I'd play the hell out of it and chicks don't usually dig that kinda action...

You fucking rock

NoNotThat · Post by **NoNotThat** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:27 pm

wench wrote:Try to make their vaginas salivate with nostalgia. If theyre your age, just think of the best pop songs from when you were in like 6th or 7th grade. EVERYBODY loves this kinda shit. For me (19) it'd be..
Crash
Freshmen
If you could only see
One Headlight
Wonderwall
Lightning Crashes
I'll Be
How's it gonna be
etc.

And I'd rather have a girl who's "dumb" enough to wanna bone me cuz of me playin music than a girl who's "smart" enough to wanna bone me for looks and money and rightplacerighttime.

i was going to start ripping on this thread, but I love all of those songs. haha.

I wouldn't have sex with any guy who played them...but I still love those songs.

mrjones · Post by **mrjones** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:35 pm

NoNotThat wrote:
wench wrote:Try to make their vaginas salivate with nostalgia. If theyre your age, just think of the best pop songs from when you were in like 6th or 7th grade. EVERYBODY loves this kinda shit. For me (19) it'd be..
Crash
Freshmen
If you could only see
One Headlight
Wonderwall
Lightning Crashes
I'll Be
How's it gonna be
etc.

And I'd rather have a girl who's "dumb" enough to wanna bone me cuz of me playin music than a girl who's "smart" enough to wanna bone me for looks and money and rightplacerighttime.
i was going to start ripping on this thread, but I love all of those songs. haha.

I wouldn't have sex with any guy who played them...but I still love those songs.

a girl would get all ofended by this thread, civil rights activist. i tell you a joke, womens rights.