Stupid songs to play at open mic night

MWR · Post by **MWR** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 4:49 pm

Boy Band covers always get a laugh.

nugsta25 · Post by **nugsta25** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:00 pm

andyrice_13 wrote:Never Wanna Fucking See You again- Rich Hardesty

That is a great song. Not to many people know of Rich. His music is not too bad. You guys should search for some of his stuff.

SgtM · Post by **SgtM** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 11:41 pm

The Taliban Song - Toby Keith

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a little, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand when they moved in
They call themselves the Taliban
(ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
She loves the desert and the hot white sand
But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
(oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
sons-of-bitches you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
(Taliban baby)

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
They dropped little bombs all over our 'holy land'
And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
(the taliban)

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
Ride Camel Ride
My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
(oh yeah, taliban)
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban

Humble Monkey · Post by **Humble Monkey** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:34 am

SgtM wrote:The Taliban Song - Toby Keith

"I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man......
we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a big boner to The Taliban

That just might be the stupidest song I've ever heard of. Toby Keith epitomizes everything that's wrong w/ country music. I'm not the biggest fan of country, but he's just terrible.

isaac · Post by **isaac** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:13 am

terrible in a lot of ways. ugh. yet he's raking in millions for being an @-hole. ain't life just peachy?

DreaminBassMunky · Post by **DreaminBassMunky** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:33 pm

That's the worst thing I've ever read. It's the most relgiously and culturally ignorant thing I've ever heard.

Matty Boom · Post by **Matty Boom** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 3:41 pm

DreaminBassMunky wrote:That's the worst thing I've ever read. It's the most relgiously and culturally ignorant thing I've ever heard.

i agree...what's worse is that so many people would probably think of it as patriotic

horsmar15 · Post by **horsmar15** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:42 pm

I've been rethinking my strategy. I think I might start off with a tune that is familiar to most people, followed by a lesser known tune, then conclude with the allmighty TMNT theme. So once again suggestions are welcome, but this time they don't need to be stupid or funny

isaac · Post by **isaac** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:35 am

YES! NINJA TURTLES!

rochsuperstar · Post by **rochsuperstar** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:25 pm

I AM RICK JAMES BITCH..
COCAIN IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG..
i just had to add that..

Beauford33 · Post by **Beauford33** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:32 pm

Dancing Queen- ABBA

MWR · Post by **MWR** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:18 pm

rochsuperstar wrote:I AM RICK JAMES BITCH..
COCAIN IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG..
i just had to add that..

Thats was some funny shit! The Prince one was halarious too. Viva Chapelles Show.

Beauford33 · Post by **Beauford33** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:51 pm

I still think Dancing Queen by Abba would be awsome to sing

Oahu · Post by **Oahu** » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:39 pm

andyrice_13 wrote:Never Wanna Fucking See You again- Rich Hardesty

Hardesty is an Indiana Only Phenomenon I think. I heard he had an international tour, but I don't think anyone else has heard of him. This might be cause for a poll.

nugsta25 · Post by **nugsta25** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:14 pm

Yeah wheneevr I ask people about rich hardesty they say " Who the hell is Rich Hardesty?" He plays this bar in Evansville about 3-4 times a year.

Oahu.....Where in Southern Indiana are you from? He plays at this place called Harpole's. Heard of it?