Davespeak

AlpineValley · Post by **AlpineValley** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:47 pm

Grasso wrote:"There's this ancient remedy.....it's called whackin' off....chills you RIGHT THE FUCK OUT."

probably the funniest thing i have heard dave "enlighten" us about.

MountainDewser · Post by **MountainDewser** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 2:08 pm

"chiwowa nudicals" idk what hes talkin about

ericwormann · Post by **ericwormann** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:42 pm

Nitro1515 wrote:tons of good stuff on this site
http://www.weeklydavespeak.com/wdextra/

Yeah I looked through those already and got some. Thanks to everyone else who's helping out.

And just to clear things up, I need quotes ABOUT SONGS and the dates/shows/interviews that they're from would be helpful. Quotes about wacking off are not helpful, but thanks for trying.

Taylor2885 · Post by **Taylor2885** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:15 pm

MountainDewser wrote:"chiwowa nudicals" idk what hes talkin about

Nudicals are fake testicals that they can give dogs after they've been neutered, apparently to help with their "doggy self-esteem." Lewis Black actually does a really funny skit on nudicals in his "Red, White and Screwed tour."

Sorry Eric, no help to your search for davespeak, but I think the weeklydavespeak.com is where i usually go to listen to all of his davespeak recordings.

paulaitchison · Post by **paulaitchison** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:14 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thSANTRfxr0
london

birmingham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4FwT7XJB0

"play in my pyjamas, maby later, if you lucky, well have a pyjama party. finally some young chap has asked me"

DrumsFoDaSoul · Post by **DrumsFoDaSoul** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:31 pm

paulaitchison wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thSANTRfxr0
london

birmingham
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4FwT7XJB0

"play in my pyjamas, maby later, if you lucky, well have a pyjama party. finally some young chap has asked me"

Haha...I like that.

And to the Neuticles...."That dog has fucking neuticles."

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:26 am

Hey Eric, how did you get your blog's Archives sidebar to list the entries under each month like that?

Mine only goes,

October 2006
September 2006
August 2006

with nothing in between.

Did you do it yourself in html?

GSR · Post by **GSR** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:37 am

"Take off the hat? What's the deal with the hat? Everybody's got a hat. That's for you to figure out, 'cause all we can say is it's "Hat Day." ...It's a promotion for condom usage. Use a condom! Freddie Mercury says... or said, "Use a condom." It's not funny, it's very serious. But this song is funny, this is called Jimi Thing."
-11.27.91, after Warehouse.

"This song is not an original. This song is by Daniel Lanois, more famous for producing than making his own records. But he did release one record, and this is a song off of that. It's called The Maker."
-11.27.91, after I'll Back You Up.

MountainDewser · Post by **MountainDewser** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:56 pm

hahjahj neuticals i never knew that, i thought he was goin crazy.
" Is that that fuckin chiwowa?"

Blake · Post by **Blake** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:01 pm

MountainDewser wrote:hahjahj neuticals i never knew that, i thought he was goin crazy.
" Is that that fuckin chiwowa?"

EXTREME!!

proudestmonkey41 · Post by **proudestmonkey41** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:28 pm

btbesong wrote:
MountainDewser wrote:hahjahj neuticals i never knew that, i thought he was goin crazy.
" Is that that fuckin chiwowa?"
EXTREME!!

that whole show has some great davespeaks

justanotherfan · Post by **justanotherfan** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:43 pm

Just wanted to say that this thread is a riot. It has been a while since I looked up some "davespeak". Love them on YouTube. He has such a way with words.

Thanks for the laughs...........sue

ericwormann · Post by **ericwormann** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:27 pm

GSR wrote:Hey Eric, how did you get your blog's Archives sidebar to list the entries under each month like that?

Mine only goes,

October 2006
September 2006
August 2006

with nothing in between.

Did you do it yourself in html?

I did it myself in html

tbillie41 · Post by **tbillie41** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:31 pm

proudestmonkey41 wrote:
btbesong wrote:
MountainDewser wrote:hahjahj neuticals i never knew that, i thought he was goin crazy.
" Is that that fuckin chiwowa?"
EXTREME!!
that whole show has some great davespeaks

i forget what show that is, i know i have it, but i forget the date.