see, here's the thing...unless the girls are really that stupid, in which case I wouldn't want them anyways, they're going to see right through this...haven't you guys seen swingers? if you start talking puppy dogs and ice cream they're going to know what you want and it's going to go nowhere. just be yourself...using guitar to get girls is dumb...unless you do a crazy version of Bold as Love by Hendrix...now if a girl dug me doing that, then she'd be my type of girl b/c I'd play the hell out of it and chicks don't usually dig that kinda action...
gcom007 wrote:see, here's the thing...unless the girls are really that stupid, in which case I wouldn't want them anyways, they're going to see right through this...haven't you guys seen swingers? if you start talking puppy dogs and ice cream they're going to know what you want and it's going to go nowhere. just be yourself...using guitar to get girls is dumb...unless you do a crazy version of Bold as Love by Hendrix...now if a girl dug me doing that, then she'd be my type of girl b/c I'd play the hell out of it and chicks don't usually dig that kinda action...
you're money. you're so fucking money and you don't even know it.
~Mikey
bbatsell wrote:I am now officially a complete dumbass. Before it was just unofficial. I have declared it official.
gcom007 wrote:see, here's the thing...unless the girls are really that stupid, in which case I wouldn't want them anyways, they're going to see right through this...haven't you guys seen swingers? if you start talking puppy dogs and ice cream they're going to know what you want and it's going to go nowhere. just be yourself...using guitar to get girls is dumb...unless you do a crazy version of Bold as Love by Hendrix...now if a girl dug me doing that, then she'd be my type of girl b/c I'd play the hell out of it and chicks don't usually dig that kinda action...
The guitar definitely works, but of course you have to be yourself like this guy said. And that quote earlier was write too, they start not being as impressed by the guitar the older they get. Also, don't ever play a love song at first to them. At first play something that shows them you can be funny. You have to wait for them to request a love song, and then BAM you hit them with your best.
Try to make their vaginas salivate with nostalgia. If theyre your age, just think of the best pop songs from when you were in like 6th or 7th grade. EVERYBODY loves this kinda shit. For me (19) it'd be..
Crash
Freshmen
If you could only see
One Headlight
Wonderwall
Lightning Crashes
I'll Be
How's it gonna be
etc.
And I'd rather have a girl who's "dumb" enough to wanna bone me cuz of me playin music than a girl who's "smart" enough to wanna bone me for looks and money and rightplacerighttime.
wench wrote:Try to make their vaginas salivate with nostalgia. If theyre your age, just think of the best pop songs from when you were in like 6th or 7th grade. EVERYBODY loves this kinda shit. For me (19) it'd be..
Crash
Freshmen
If you could only see
One Headlight
Wonderwall
Lightning Crashes
I'll Be
How's it gonna be
etc.
And I'd rather have a girl who's "dumb" enough to wanna bone me cuz of me playin music than a girl who's "smart" enough to wanna bone me for looks and money and rightplacerighttime.
wench wrote:Try to make their vaginas salivate with nostalgia. If theyre your age, just think of the best pop songs from when you were in like 6th or 7th grade. EVERYBODY loves this kinda shit. For me (19) it'd be..
Crash
Freshmen
If you could only see
One Headlight
Wonderwall
Lightning Crashes
I'll Be
How's it gonna be
etc.
And I'd rather have a girl who's "dumb" enough to wanna bone me cuz of me playin music than a girl who's "smart" enough to wanna bone me for looks and money and rightplacerighttime.
that's a great idea, and they're fun to play. I love playing old stuff like that