for the ladies...

jojo321 · Post by **jojo321** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:31 pm

what are some good songs that make the ladies weak in the knees...
tryin to impress the gf
appreciate it

Brock · Post by **Brock** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 8:48 pm

http://www.dmbtabs.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=759

^^ above thread has suggestions, it's old-skool

rin · Post by **rin** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:44 pm

well as a girl, may i offer some suggestions:

-first, play a song that looks really hard. such as billies, satellite, smts, wwys, etc. pick something with a lot of slides and stuff that's all over the fretboard. this should be sufficient to impress her initially. just don't play captain--no one wants to get with mr. claw hand.

-next, play a song that shows your sensitive side. any of the lovey dovey ones will do. ibyu, lover lay down, crush, you get the idea.

-if you really want to go the extra mile, play an original. but act kind of shy about it, like you're baring your soul... chicks love that.

important! while you're playing dont' be making googly eyes at her. you want her to think you're a sensitive musical genius, not some guy who's trying to get in her pants.

dave has lots of songs about girls so it shouldn't be too hard to find one.

jojo, try crush or maybe recently. or try writing your own! that'll be sure to impress the gf.

cave_cricket · Post by **cave_cricket** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:53 pm

rin wrote:well as a girl, may i offer some suggestions:

-first, play a song that looks really hard. such as billies, satellite, smts, wwys, etc. pick something with a lot of slides and stuff that's all over the fretboard. this should be sufficient to impress her initially. just don't play captain--no one wants to get with mr. claw hand.

-next, play a song that shows your sensitive side. any of the lovey dovey ones will do. ibyu, lover lay down, crush, you get the idea.

-if you really want to go the extra mile, play an original. but act kind of shy about it, like you're baring your soul... chicks love that.

important! while you're playing dont' be making googly eyes at her. you want her to think you're a sensitive musical genius, not some guy who's trying to get in her pants.

dave has lots of songs about girls so it shouldn't be too hard to find one.

jojo, try crush or maybe recently. or try writing your own! that'll be sure to impress the gf.

anything other than dave? keep the info coming..this stuff is gold!

fatjack · Post by **fatjack** » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:58 pm

rin wrote:well as a girl, may i offer some suggestions:

-first, play a song that looks really hard. such as billies, satellite, smts, wwys, etc. pick something with a lot of slides and stuff that's all over the fretboard. this should be sufficient to impress her initially. just don't play captain--no one wants to get with mr. claw hand.

-next, play a song that shows your sensitive side. any of the lovey dovey ones will do. ibyu, lover lay down, crush, you get the idea.

-if you really want to go the extra mile, play an original. but act kind of shy about it, like you're baring your soul... chicks love that.

important! while you're playing dont' be making googly eyes at her. you want her to think you're a sensitive musical genius, not some guy who's trying to get in her pants.

dave has lots of songs about girls so it shouldn't be too hard to find one.

jojo, try crush or maybe recently. or try writing your own! that'll be sure to impress the gf.

what if you are just some guy trying to get in her pants?

but seriously, i find that the girls who are worth impressing, aren't so easily swayed by guitar playing. isn't that kinda shallow? using your guitar to chase after tail?

QuattroDore · Post by **QuattroDore** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:14 am

Here's what ya do. Play "Mama I'm Coming Home" by ozzy Osbourne, which is really a great acoustic song with a helluva hook. Then explain to her that you love your mother, so much in fact, that you still live with her.

Wait, maybe that should go into the "don't" pile.

jojo321 · Post by **jojo321** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:32 am

im not tryin to get in her pants i just want to do somethin nice for her....and btw i was wonderin if any1 had anythin other than dave that was good
thanks

QuattroDore · Post by **QuattroDore** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 12:46 am

jojo321 wrote:im not tryin to get in her pants i just want to do somethin nice for her

Ooh, say that! You're an instant sweetie pie.

Seriously, can there be anything better than writing a song for a girlfriend? Let it be a simple GCD progression and cook up some lyrics for the lady. Right Erin?

However, if you would see my stats with the ladies since I started grad school, you would run away from my advice.

firedancer86 · Post by **firedancer86** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:01 am

"...and hey baby...I'm not saying all this to get in your pants either"...

rin · Post by **rin** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:07 am

Seriously, can there be anything better than writing a song for a girlfriend? Let it be a simple GCD progression and cook up some lyrics for the lady. Right Erin?

yes! write a song for your girl. she'll love it. just think how cool you'd feel if a girl you were crazy about took the time and effort to write you a song.

However, if you would see my stats with the ladies since I started grad school, you would run away from my advice.

don't worry, q'dore, they're probably just intimidated by your vandy upbringing. wait, this means you must have had quite the record as an undergrad....interesting.... i wonder if we ever..... oh wait, i think i remember you!

i'm headed to work, but dr. erin's love line will return this evening. stay tuned!

MattyTrane · Post by **MattyTrane** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 8:54 am

WIth so many people talking about getting into girls' pants im suprised nobody's made a funny cross-dressing joke...just thought id point it out.

isaac · Post by **isaac** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:04 am

6StringSamurai wrote:WIth so many people talking about getting into girls' pants im suprised nobody's made a funny cross-dressing joke...just thought id point it out.

too late now...you've spoiled it.

MattyTrane · Post by **MattyTrane** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:24 am

im just savin us all from a bad joke, you can send thank you donations through pay pal to me if you wish

isaac · Post by **isaac** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:26 am

or not.

i could've used a forced laugh! but nooo, not anymore.

Acousjim · Post by **Acousjim** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:19 pm

Isn't that why we all learned to play the guitar? To help get into chicks pants.

Like John Mayer said "If you play a guitar it automatically adds points to your score"