Which would you choose?
couldn't give up sex....it's simply a part of human nature...i'd be writing some really depressing songs in a life without sex, if music were the only thing i could have...
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I pick sex.
I'm assuming that since I don't get music anymore, the sex is guaranteed to occur as regularly as the music around me (hearing it, playing it, singing it, having it run through my head, when I play drums on the table with fingers, etc.). That's the only fair way to do this. Also, for every song I love that I hear, play, sing, sing in my head, hum, etc. I get to have sex with an equally hot woman, and the sex gets to be the same quality as the musicianship behind it, riiiiiiight?
Fair trade to me.
And even if that's not how it works, the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin, at least to tapping a sweet ass from behind with a sexy body and face on the other side. Once you've done that, you can't go back. Even if you were drunk.
I'm assuming that since I don't get music anymore, the sex is guaranteed to occur as regularly as the music around me (hearing it, playing it, singing it, having it run through my head, when I play drums on the table with fingers, etc.). That's the only fair way to do this. Also, for every song I love that I hear, play, sing, sing in my head, hum, etc. I get to have sex with an equally hot woman, and the sex gets to be the same quality as the musicianship behind it, riiiiiiight?
Fair trade to me.
And even if that's not how it works, the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin, at least to tapping a sweet ass from behind with a sexy body and face on the other side. Once you've done that, you can't go back. Even if you were drunk.
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I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
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You could have stopped after that. How can you vote in this poll if you are a virgin? Sounds kinda silly to me.Ranting Thespian wrote:I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
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i agree how can you consider something overrated if you have never experienced it? you cant say a band is overrated if you have never listened to themBigSpeen3436 wrote:You could have stopped after that. How can you vote in this poll if you are a virgin? Sounds kinda silly to me.Ranting Thespian wrote:I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
i respect that, many people wouldn't have the guts to share this...Ranting Thespian wrote:I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
but do you have any curiousity at all about having sex? i agree with wk and bigspeen that you should probably try both before deciding on one... but it's also great that maybe you're just waiting for the right person, which is also cool
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word!BigSpeen3436 wrote:You could have stopped after that. How can you vote in this poll if you are a virgin? Sounds kinda silly to me.Ranting Thespian wrote:I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
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word!BigSpeen3436 wrote:You could have stopped after that. How can you vote in this poll if you are a virgin? Sounds kinda silly to me.Ranting Thespian wrote:I'm a virgin, I actualy have had only 1 g/f my whole life, and in the last months in that relationship, she was severly verbably abusing me. I've only kissed 4 times. Still, though, sex really isn't a big thing on my mind, it never has been. I would rather cuddle or even just take a hug over sex in my mind. To me, sex seems overated. I'm not saying that I don't think sex is bad, it's just not important to me. Even with having a kid, I plan to adopt, since there are so many kids out that need a home and I want to help. If I go my whole life without sex, I don't think I would have missed anything.lyrics101 wrote: . . . the only person that would pick music would either be crazy or a virgin . . .
Music is my life, my soul, everything, so I choose that, I would kill myself if I didn't have music. Listening to Imagine sounds so much better than having sex.
Maybe I am just an odd ball about sex, but that's my feeling.
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Of course I have curiousity about it. And I bet I will have sex, and yes it will be with the right person. It's just is not too important. It's not like I don't have the urges, I am human. It's just that it isn't a big thing to me.tjmac66pc wrote: . . . i respect that, many people wouldn't have the guts to share this...
but do you have any curiousity at all about having sex? . . .
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for me its not as much the sex, as it is that i want to have a family. you choose music you gonna be the weird guy in the rund down house that shoots paintballs at toddlers going off to their first day fo schoolRanting Thespian wrote:Of course I have curiousity about it. And I bet I will have sex, and yes it will be with the right person. It's just is not too important. It's not like I don't have the urges, I am human. It's just that it isn't a big thing to me.tjmac66pc wrote: . . . i respect that, many people wouldn't have the guts to share this...
but do you have any curiousity at all about having sex? . . .
and out of curiosity holmes, how old are ya?
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*mental image* ... two old farts covered in mayonaise gettin it on in the auditorium in front of the student body (chappelle show shit) ... "god damn that's nasty"bbatsell wrote:my grandparents (85 and 78) still have sex on a regular basis...i am sam2 wrote:pick music you can only have sex till your like 50 after that it becomes...unecessary and weird. music you can play till you die(assuming you dont go deaf)
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hahaha, when he is running for officeneuro wrote:*mental image* ... two old farts covered in mayonaise gettin it on in the auditorium in front of the student body (chappelle show shit) ... "god damn that's nasty"bbatsell wrote:my grandparents (85 and 78) still have sex on a regular basis...i am sam2 wrote:pick music you can only have sex till your like 50 after that it becomes...unecessary and weird. music you can play till you die(assuming you dont go deaf)
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